Elon Musk Launches Burnt Hair Fragrance at $100 a Bottle

By Lori Perkins

Image courtesy of the Bored Company


I thought I had woken up to a not-funny Onion article this morning when I read about a new perfume called Burnt Hair, but it turns out that Elon Musk has launched his own fragrance for men.


If I were him, I would have called my perfume Musk, but what do I know? He explained that suggestion away with the comment, "With a name like mine, getting into the fragrance business was inevitable--why did I even fight it for so long!?"


He announced that he has already sold 10,000 bottles of the stuff, which he claims has already made him $1 million. Maybe that’s how he’s planning on paying for Twitter?


No one has yet written about what it smells like, but Musk jokingly describes it as "the essence of repugnant desire.” Musk said the fragrance is an "omnigender" product and that it "doesn't get any more lit than this."


This was added to the description of the product, "Just like leaning over a candle at the dinner table, but without all the hard work," it reads further. "Stand out in a crowd! Get noticed as you walk through the airport"