By Lori Perkins
Yes, you read that right.
Hans Neimann, a 19 year-old American chess champion has been accused of cheating in an online chess championship by using vibrations from anal beads in a sort of morse code. A porn company has offered to have him play naked in a video for one million dollars.
The chess champion had admitted cheating when he was 12 and 16, and his opponent, Magnus Carlsen, came up with this wild scenario of his using wireless anal beads with AI to beat him as the upset ended his 53-game winning streak.
Niemann acknowledged his earlier cheating when news surfaced that he was once banned from playing for prize money on Chess.com. However, he asserted that did not cheat in this game and accused Carlsen of trying to ruin his career. “If they want me to strip fully naked, I will do it,” Niemann said during the tournament in St. Louis. “I don’t care. Because I know I am clean. You want me to play in a closed box with zero electronic transmission, I don’t care. I’m here to win and that is my goal regardless.”
I see some interesting M/M romance ideas in this story.