Cards Against Humanity Donates Their Proceeds to National Network of Abortion Funds

By David T. Valentin

In a strange twist of our dystopian timeline, the company behind Cards Against Humanity is forcibly donating proceeds from orders delivered to Texas to the National Network of Abortion Funds.


Not only that, but the company has hilariously written up a whole press release of sorts mocking states, specifically Texas in most instances, for their gross dystopian and medieval beliefs.


The website writes, “Today, we are releasing some new packs. But while the packs were being printed, the Supreme Court overturned Roe v. Wade, and your state immediately turned itself into a dystopian forced-birth hellscape.

So we’re donating 100% of profits from orders to your nightmare-state to the National Network of Abortion Funds, plus $100,000 right now, to help the people most fucked over by the Republicans in your state government. We don’t need your money.


We also wanted to know what on earth the people in your state were thinking, so we asked them a few questions. You will unfortunately believe what we found.


For the love of God, don't forget to vote.

—Cards Against Humanity”


Along with a link to the charity of their choosing, Cards Against Humanity also included an infographic surveying citizens in Texas that highlights just how ignorant many people who are pro-life actually are when it comes to abortion.